I have a game coming out soon

“Remember that secret project I mentioned a few months back?” he spoke to the imagined throngs of people who for some reason visit his site every day. “Good news!” he continued, “it’s almost done! And it’s a game. We just started promoting it, and you can find out about it over there.” He then gesticulated, across the intertubes, to another blog, this one containing info and more pictures.